20.03.09 Eventually this page will hold the lyrics for all of Mixies Men songs. To start you off here are 3 which we will be playing for the first time at the gig on 27th March at the Wine Lodge, Birkenhead.
04.04.09 Due to Lux not being well there haven't been many updates to the site for a while, but I have added the lyrics to the hit single The Tranmere Song.
BUM FUN
I want something that's dirty
I want something that rocks
I want something that will
Satisfy my cock
I want it really bad
I want it really rough
No I simply can't
Get e-fucking-nough
Bum fun, bum fun, I want some fucking bum fun
Bum fun, bum fun, gave me fucking bum fun
Bum fun, bum fun, I want some fucking bum fun
Bum fun, bum fun, give me fucking bum fun
Pull your skirt up
And give it a good clean
Because my fucking dick
Is the biggest you've ever seen
Lean over that table
And stick your arse out
Because I want to fuck your bum
Not your fucking clout
Bum fun, bum fun, I want some fucking bum fun
Bum fun, bum fun, gave me fucking bum fun
Bum fun, bum fun, I want some fucking bum fun
Bum fun, bum fun, give me fucking bum fun
Solo
Bum fun...
FAT SLAG
You ain't nothin' but a fat slag
Eatin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a fat slag
Eatin' all the time
You ain't never tried a salad
And this beef burger's mine
They said you were a good shag
Well that was just a lie
They said you were a good shag
Well that was just a lie
You ain't never been shagged
And you ain't gonna be tonight
MY MENSTRUATION
People try to put me down
Because I like it in the brown
I don't mind it in the pink
I just prefer it in the stink
My menstruation
My menstruation baby
Why don't you understand
Tonight my fanny's fuckin' banned
I'm not tryin' to cause a big sensation
Just talking about my menstruation
My menstruation
My menstruation baby
My menstruation
My menstruation baby
People try to put me down
Because I like it in the brown
Fuck my fanny, I think I'll pass
Because I just love it in the ass
My menstruation
My menstruation baby
THE TRANMERE SONG
Hey there's a team you really gotta see
They play on the banks of the River Mersey
That's where we go to have a good time
They're the only team that makes me feel fine
I just wanna be with Tranmere FC
Tranmere FC are going to Wembley
To Wembley (x2)
* You can keep the other teams
They are not for me
They're not who I want to see
We know what we like -
The team that's wearing white
We're gonna be
We're gonna be
We're gonna be
At Wembley (x2)
There's Thompson, Taylor, Jones and Morgan too
Parkinson and Babb just to name a few
Kelly, Challinor, we know they'll pull us through
And then there is Aldo who tells them what to do
At Wembley (x2)
* Repeat
At Wembley (x4)